Everything Club Penguin

So that's what's under all that snow...

It's a wonder Club Penguin hasn't been sued yet.

And to think this was how the chocolatecvoered apple was invented...

It didn't even bust open and give me candy!

I'd like to see how big THAT tow truck was.

What did that fish ever do to you?

I still haven't learned the different between Golden arches and the Golden Arches.

The brochure said that the cactus "offered the newest technology in massages." (It didn't)

Coffee and nachos... my favorite.

I just want my fried fruit!

Reach out into the sunset... OW MY FLIPPER!!!

I don't even know how I got in in the first place!

Must... resist... tempation...

Club Penguin meets Dancing With the Stars

Sensei is a lonely person... he strings up Christmas lights to pass the time.

Gary, there's something going terribly wrong in the Boiler Room.

That mirror owes me a million bucks...